Monsters Inc.

Is EVERYTHING you say
just a classy FRONT room
to a hairy, hateful monster
you hide in your BACK room?

Sometimes...
...when sitting in your lavish lounge
...i hear a growl.
But you SWEAR! it was the TV next door...
...Even yesterday...
...i found some fur in the
glass
of
water you offered me...
...But you SWORE! it must have fallen from my head...

Someday,
That beast will grow
to a size, unmanageable.
And you will call me,
in the middle of the night.
screaming:
HELP!HELP!ICAN'THIDEITANYMORE!ITISSOOBVIOUSTHATITSLIVINGWITHME!
AND
THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN DO TO KILL IT!
...without your help?...

Good News!

I'm the one that wrote
the "Idiot's Guide to
Killing Obnoxiously,
Overpowering Monsters,
That Control Your Life"!